Are you looking for a unique and humorous gift for the Mortician in your life? Look no further! This funny heart ornament features the quote 'I May Be A Mortician, But I Can't Fix Stupid People.' in a bold and vibrant design. Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament is lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it perfect for households with children or pets.

This ornament is a great way to add some humor and personality to your holiday decorations. It's a thoughtful gift for any Mortician who appreciates a good laugh and a unique piece of decor. Whether you're shopping for a coworker, friend, or family member, this ornament is sure to bring a smile to their face.

So why wait? Order this funny Mortician heart ornament today and make this Christmas one to remember!

**Don't miss out and make it a holiday to remember!**",
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• A unique and funny gift for Morticians who appreciate humor and a good laugh
• Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for long-lasting designs
• Lightweight and resistant to breaking, perfect for households with children or pets
• Features the quote 'I May Be A Mortician, But I Can't Fix Stupid People.' in a bold and vibrant design
• A thoughtful gift for any Mortician who loves a good sense of humor, order now and make it a holiday to remember!