Are you a Security Guard fanatic or know someone who is?

This Christmas, give the gift of humor with our unique Security Guard Circle Ornament featuring the hilarious quote 'Don't Trust A Security Guard That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot'.

This ornate piece is crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring bright, vivid colors that will add a pop of fun to any room. The lightweight design makes it resistant to breaking, perfect for households with children or pets.

Give this funny gift to your favorite Security Guard, or treat yourself to a laugh with our smart ornament. Whether it's Christmas, a birthday, or just a random Tuesday, this Security Guard ornament is sure to bring a smile to their face. Get yours today and show off your Security Guard pride!

• Decorate your home with a unique 'Don't Trust A Security Guard That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot' Security Guard Circle Ornament, made from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, perfect for adding a touch of humor to your Christmas tree or office desk.
• Bring some laughter and fun to your holiday season with this Security Guard-themed Circle Ornament, featuring bright, vibrant colors and a lightweight design that's easy to hang and won't break, making it a great choice for households with children or pets.
• Show off your sense of humor and love for Security Guards with this white Circle Ornament, featuring a witty quote that's sure to bring a smile to the faces of friends and family, and is perfect for gift-giving or personal use.
• This Security Guard Circle Ornament is crafted with care and attention to detail, featuring a high-gloss plastic finish and vibrant Sublimation printing that ensures long-lasting colors, and is lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets.
• Give the gift of laughter and fun to your friends and family with this unique Security Guard Circle Ornament, perfect for hanging on the Christmas tree or using as a desk decoration, and ships with a festive gold cord for easy hanging and stress-free decorating.