{"product_id":"playful-bold-mortician-novelty-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","title":"Playful Bold Mortician Novelty Christmas Ornament for Friends Gift","description":"A bold, unapologetic shout-out that turns any holiday tree into a conversation starter. The phrase \"Amazing Fucking Mortician\" is printed edge-to-edge in vivid color on a crisp white oval, giving the ornament a punchy, unapologetic vibe that matches the fearless spirit of the profession.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis ornament is a lovely gift for the mortician who loves to keep things real and a bit irreverent. It fits well as a Christmas present for a funeral director, embalmer, or anyone who works in the mortuary field. The bright, high-gloss finish keeps the colors sharp through the holiday season, and the lightweight MDF construction makes it safe for homes with kids or pets.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, the 3.25-inch tall, 1\/8-inch thick ornament hangs easily thanks to the included gold cord. The sublimation printing guarantees long-lasting, vibrant colors that won't fade. Its simple oval shape and white base provide a clean canvas that lets the quote stand out.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdd this statement piece to your holiday décor and let the holiday spirit mingle with a touch of edgy humor. Add it to your cart today.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis ornament is lovely for anyone who loves edgy humor and enjoys a good laugh during holiday décor. It fits seamlessly into any living room, adding a bold statement that sparks conversation among friends everywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for Christmas celebrations, this piece brings a playful twist to traditional tree decorations. It serves as a memorable centerpiece that reminds everyone to embrace humor even amid the holiday bustle and joy for all guests.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this 3.25-inch tall, 1\/8-inch thick oval ornament is lightweight and edge-to-edge sublimated for bright, lasting colors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe bold phrase 'amazing fucking mortician' emblazoned on this ornament delivers a punch of unapologetic humor that lightens any gathering. It turns the ordinary into a memorable laugh that guests will cherish and memories for years.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab yours now and let this daring ornament become the highlight of your holiday display, bringing joy and laughter to every visitor during the season and make your tree stand out with style today and celebrate.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":56984578654374,"sku":"PTM-48-18-618346","price":29.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/5049\/4374\/files\/oval_ornament_618346_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1786874600","url":"https:\/\/pixtinstudio.com\/products\/playful-bold-mortician-novelty-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","provider":"PixTin","version":"1.0","type":"link"}