Are you a Mortician enthusiast or looking for a unique gift for a Mortician friend? Look no further! This humorous Star Ornament is the perfect way to add some festive cheer to their holiday decor. With its funny quote, 'Don't Trust A Mortician That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot', it's sure to bring a smile to their face.

This high-quality, vibrant Star Ornament is crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring it will remain a beloved holiday decoration for years to come. And with its lightweight design, it's perfect for households with children or pets.

Give the gift of laughter and joy this holiday season with this Mortician-approved Star Ornament. Don't miss out and make it a Christmas to remember!

Get ready to hang it up and enjoy the festive atmosphere it brings to your home or office.

Buy this Star Ornament today and make it a holiday season to remember!

• This funny Star Ornament is the ideal gift for Morticians who love to laugh and have a good time. With its vibrant colors and edgy quote, it's sure to bring a smile to their face.
• Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this Star Ornament is designed to last for years to come. It's also lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it perfect for households with children or pets.
• Give the gift of laughter and joy this holiday season with this unique and humorous Mortician gift. It's the perfect way to show your friend or loved one that you care.
• The Star Ornament's festive gold cord makes it easy to hang, and its bright colors will add a pop of color to any room. It's a great way to get into the holiday spirit!
• Add this Star Ornament to your holiday decor and get ready to hang it up and enjoy the festive atmosphere it brings. It's the perfect way to celebrate the holiday season with friends and family!