Are you a Database Administrator with a flair for the dramatic? Or perhaps you're shopping for a gift for someone in the database world who appreciates a good sense of humor?

Our Database Administrator Star Ornament is here to bring a smile to their face. The quote 'Database Administrator. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right' is a hilarious nod to the infamous phrase often used by Database Administrators to deflect any debate or disagreement.

Handcrafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this star-shaped ornament is not only visually appealing but also lightweight and resistant to breaking. It comes with a festive gold cord for easy hanging, making it a great addition to any Christmas tree or office decoration. The vibrant colors are carefully printed from edge-to-edge using sublimation technology, ensuring a long-lasting design.

Whether you're shopping for a coworker, a friend, or family member who appreciates the humor in database administration, this ornament is sure to bring a touch of humor and personality to their holiday season. So why settle for a generic gift when you can give something that truly speaks to their interests?

• This Funny Database Administrator Star Ornament is the perfect way to add a touch of humor to your home or office. Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, it's a great choice for households with children or pets. The vibrant colors and fun design make it a unique and thoughtful gift for friends and family.
• As a Database Administrator, you know the importance of a well-organized database. But did you know that this star-shaped ornament can add a touch of whimsy to your home or office? The Funny Database Administrator Star Ornament is the perfect way to show off your love for databases and add a bit of humor to your decor.
• This ornament is the ideal gift for Database Administrators and anyone who loves a good joke. Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, it's a great choice for households with children or pets. The vibrant colors and fun design make it a unique and thoughtful gift for friends and family.
• Give your loved ones a gift they'll cherish with the Funny Database Administrator Star Ornament. Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, it's a great choice for households with children or pets. The vibrant colors and fun design make it a unique and thoughtful gift for friends and family.
• Don't miss out and make this Christmas one to remember! Give your Database Administrator loved ones a gift they'll cherish and show off your love for databases in a fun and creative way. Order the Funny Database Administrator Star Ornament today and add a touch of humor to your holiday decor!