Are you a fan of detectives, or do you know someone who loves to solve mysteries? Look no further, because this Christmas, we've got the ultimate gift for the detective in your life. Don't trust a detective that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot, and that's exactly why this heart ornament is the perfect addition to any detective's office or home.

This heart-shaped ornament is crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring it will withstand even the toughest detectives. The vibrant colors are sublimated from edge-to-edge, making it a beautiful piece of art that will make any detective proud. The lightweight design and resistance to breaking make it a great choice for households with children or pets.

Whether you're buying for a seasoned detective or a rookie, this heart ornament is sure to bring a smile to their face. So, go ahead and get it for your favorite detective, or gift it to someone who loves to solve puzzles and mysteries. This Christmas, spread some cheer and show your appreciation for the detectives in your life.

Add this heart ornament to your detective's collection today and make their Christmas a little brighter. This unique gift is the perfect way to show your love and appreciation for the detectives who bring justice to our community. Get your Detective Heart Ornament today and make this Christmas one to remember!

• Our 'Don't Trust a Detective That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say F*** A Lot' Heart Ornament is a heart-shaped ornament made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring a long-lasting design that's perfect for any detective's office or home.
• This unique gift is a great way to show your appreciation for the hard work and dedication of the detective in your life, whether they're a fellow enthusiast or just a loved one.
• The ornament is shipped with a festive gold cord for easy hanging, making it a stress-free way to decorate your office or home.
• Our 'Don't Trust' Heart Ornament is a thoughtful gift for detectives of all ages and makes a great addition to any office or home, showing your appreciation and admiration for their work.
• Don't miss out and give the gift of a fun and unique 'Don't Trust a Detective That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say F*** A Lot' Heart Ornament to the detective in your life this Christmas!